deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

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trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

(Source: heytaymillie)

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Reblog this if you like Supernatural. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

something-human:

fallenfromthetardis:

lordzantrifreya:

how could one not reblog this?

I hope this is as fruitful as the Harry Potter one.

Re-blogging because the love is real

(Source: mrfizzlessaysyourelying)

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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck)

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elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

44,096 notes

brett-caton:

talking-fedora:

My mom shared this on Facebook and I just want to point out that it goes both ways with this. Men don’t owe women anything either. That is a bit harder for some women to swallow.

I’ve heard claims men have been sued over this?
In the US: https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080430130924AAaChjl
"alienation of affection"

justagirl answered 6 years ago
"Yes, it’s called alienation of affection. I sued over it in my divorce.

People are very misinformed. You need to know that when you sign a marriage contract, there is a legal precedent that you will have a sexual relationship. It’s one of the reasons why the marriage license asks if you have syphilis but not other STDs - because having syphilis makes a man impotent, and a woman can sue a man for not revealing that he was unable to have sex.

And we’re not talking about turning down sex on occasion. We’re talking about a sustained absense of it over an extended period of time.

Casey — do yourself a favor and contact a family law attorney in your town who can give you the facts. “

http://hr.umich.edu/stopabuse/resources/definitions.html

"withholding sex and affection"

Hmm. so if men do it, it’s abuse? If women do it, it’s empowerment.


also, http://verbalabusejournals.com/about-abuse/what-is-verbal-abuse/types-verbal-abuse/deprivation-withholding/

Verbal Abuse Journals

Verbal Abuse Is Domestic Abuse That Leads to Physical Violence

Sexual violenceExamples of sexual violence include:…withholding sex and affection; always demanding sex

So by their reasoning, if  a man says no, he will, sooner or later, bash you.
If a man asks you for sex, he will bash you. Neat!

If a woman says no, she’s a healthy independent woman who don’ need no man.

Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex


I’ve never heard of it going the other way of course.

Wait, it gets worse:

http://family-law.lawyers.com/divorce/grounds-for-divorce-impotence.html
"The fault grounds or reasons for divorce vary from state to state, but in many states where fault grounds divorces are still recognized, impotence is grounds for divorce”

So say the wife says “i want sex” but he can’t get it up? No problem! He just gives her the house, the car, and the kids. Then he checks into the nearest cemetery, and she moves onto the next sucker!




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cassbones:

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"

472,143 notes

tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

(Source: drawing-interrupted)

230,037 notes

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

194,644 notes

ally0mazing:

Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
The chamber of sassiness
The prisoner of sasskaban
The goblet of sass
The sass blood prince
The sassy hallows

The sassiest boy who lived…..

65,303 notes

staircasespirits:

theamericankid:

“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.

for anyone who says only cats are little shits

178,623 notes

morphia-writes:


littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup)

222,875 notes

durkin62:

imminentdeathsyndrome:

dumblr—feminist:

myreasonswhyihatetmblralot:

cyborgsena:

"4chan is literal scum", they said. "4chan is shit", they said.

When was the last time you ever did something of value, tumblr?

I applaud you 4chan.

They also doxxed a women who shot a kitten in the face with a BB gun and posted it on Twitter, I don’t know what happened after that though.

This is why I support the raid on tumblr. Tumblr gets feminists riled up about shitty pop songs that aren’t about rape. 4chan gets shit done.

4chan also caught a pedophile. Tumblr killed a guys pet fox.

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